Skateningmo

Are you skating Today

sup motha fawka? WE skating today. Skateningmo?

by GerLd October 16, 2007

Skat Fap

Rubbin' one out while pinching a loaf. Chokin' the chicken while releasing the brown shark.

I was so bored while taking a shit, I actually jerked off! Skat Fap FTW!

by Master of Fartjitsu November 15, 2010

Skate boarding

Probably the best land sport ever!!! Considered a great chick magnet. But be warned if the dude can't ride the bowl or is wearing a shit ton of protection, then he's a fake...

Shred is a word used to say, "let's hit the skate park"! Shred as in the copings of the bowl! Skate boarding shreds the copings

by Z King 👑 December 22, 2016

Skated off

The act of cutting off

John had his dick skated off and now goes by the name Jane. Jane's pronouns are they/them.

by kubix March 4, 2021

german skateboard

also known as the fingerboard, like a tech deck, but greater quality and amazing craftmans ship

do you like my new german skateboard? its the latest fingerboard technology.

by silly goose1262 March 9, 2010

Soul Skater

Skating style based on longboard surfing moves.

That dude is a real Soul Skater, he can cruse the hill, carve the turns, walk the board & hang on the nose..

by Futz November 7, 2011

Kamikaze BoBo skater

The Rental Skaters (brown rental skates) found at United Skates of America particularly on Saturday nights, they are extremely deadly and must be approached with caution. They will knock you down, blame it on you, and then go get their cousins nieces sister to fight you. They knock down all the trash cans, spill icees on the floor, smear every bodily fluid imaginable on the bathroom walls, and throw up westside during every song. It doesnt matter if Sean and Fred play country music, soon the sounds of "WEST WEST" will drown out all music. They also like to go in the middle of the floor and hump the ground. we call this cleaning the floor. They will fly across the flow of traffic in the opposite direction, destroying everything in their path and then act like nothing happened. If you try to eject them from the rink, they either run away and hide or try to fight chuck the cop, who is the oldest officer in the building. If you encounted one of these skaters, stay as far away as possible.

*kamikaze bobo skater flys across the floor right in front of alex*
*alex stumbles*
David: NO!!!! *grabs alex*
Alex: You just saved my life! I just had a near death experience!

by stardustalex March 30, 2007