skin sunglasses

When the woman has been told twice... see wimminz patch.

Dave's wife didn't have breakfast ready so he packed her a pear of skin sunglasses to take to work.

by pepperham June 7, 2010

Butt Skin

Butt skin is an unfortunate situation but not at all uncommon.
Butt skin is where the skin on your face is absent of slight changes of color or pigment. Someone with Butt Skin will appear to have one monochromatic tone in their facial skin not unlike that on the buttocks. Butt skin can cover the entire body but is most noticeable on the face and neck areas.

Santa Claus has rosy cheeks, he does not have butt skin.

person 1:
Ewww, what 's up with that guy, he's just not cute.

person2:
He has butt skin.

person 1:
awwwww :(

by finally - e February 16, 2009

skin chimney

a synonym for penis, dick, cock, wutever u wanna call it

My skin chimney is 12 inches

by pitbull May 13, 2005

skin flute

When a girl sux on some guys dick and the guy sings sapranno plays a song

when natalie played the skin flute on me i sang like i was in a rock band.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

skin job

The sexual act of gouche rubbing set at a grueling pace. A variation of the scissor, often used by lesbians. See scissor and gouche for further detail

My gouche is so chaffed from that skin job last night.

by BobbyRobertss March 12, 2009

Skin Beard

The scrotum, as it is stretched tightly across another person's chin, is known as a skin beard

Dude #1: "Hey, I saw a porno where a guy totally gave a girl a skin beard!"

Dude #2: "You mean he stretched his scrotum tightly across her chin?"

Dude #1: "Yes. What are you, Definition Man?"

by texfarmer February 28, 2011

Skin Suitting

Cutting someone else’s skin off to commit a crime or indulge in fantasy related sexual conquests. Usually blames it on another person.

Nico: Yo. You hear about that dude who was skin suitting in Florida?
Ryan: Florida is really just the fucking shittiest hole we call a state in this country.

by nico jack pepper November 20, 2018