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The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly
Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle
by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021
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Shenimen Shuffle

When your one fat friend waddles around and his fat rolls jiggle.
"Dude, did you see Colin? He was walking up the stairs and accidentally did a Shenimen Shuffle."
by __Frosty December 5, 2019
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Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.
by FakirNamor May 18, 2024
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Icy Shuffle

Purposely sliding one's feet along the ground in hopes that they will avoid slipping on ice. Has a good success rate, although it may piss off people who are walking behind you.
"Quit doing the icy shuffle and walk like a normal guy."
"I did the icy shuffle as walked out of my house onto the icy steps."
by jb0590 February 23, 2011
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Buck Shuffle

The act of performing bloody anal fisting in the truck bed of a 1980’s Chevy Silverado inside the dealership service lane while the solo of freebird by Lynard Skynard plays out of the singular working speaker in the truck.
“Calm down girl, we still gonna buck shuffle when we get there
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Shuffling

When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.
That guy's dick is outside his pants, he must be shuffling.
by ten32 October 30, 2020
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shitty shuffle

when youre listening to your ipod on shuffle and you keep skipping songs because nothing good is coming on
friend: hey what cha listening to right now?

me: ugh nothing im on a shitty shuffle

friend: man, that happens to me all the time.
by jtplz November 19, 2013
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