shuffling my cards

To have a good wank

Dave: Aaron what’s ur favourite category on the hub
Aaron: ooooooofs I love shuffling my cards to a bit of lesbian massage

by Dink__11 April 24, 2022

utter shuffle

when a girl or woman has to get in there and scratch her boobs.

man did you see that girl doin the utter shuffle?! it was actually kinda hot

by UncleNasty May 21, 2008

Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole

Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no

by Ecrotex March 14, 2021

11 shuffle

The act of running when out of shape, which leads to severe soreness

I can't move my quads after I cam back from that 11 shuffle

by YogiBear July 25, 2012

Tilbrook Shuffle

When your work day is not over, but you are finished for the day. Having to shuffle items around your desk, or your feet to travel to a different department just to waste some time.

Its 4:34pm and im done, im doing the tilbrook shuffle *re organise this stack of paper, this pen and this ruler. Oh and maybe visit finance*

by Keowaz October 2, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

hooker shuffle

The sneaky walk one does when sneaking out of a brothel or encounter with a prostitute.

I spotted him coming out of Room 123 of The Bellagio doing the hooker shuffle.

by Captain Minty August 28, 2017