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Cookie sheet 

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's belly then wipes it around as if preparing a cookie sheet for cinnamon rolls or something.
So I was having sex with this girl last night and when I came I gave her a cookie sheet.
Cookie sheet by Grimacci June 1, 2013
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Getting Sheets'ed

When someone you know shows up where you are at, takes whats you been working on for the last few minutes and drives away without even so much as a thank you.
Man I got to stop getting sheets'ed by Doug. He came out of know where took my hook up and rolled out leaving me high and dry.
Getting Sheets'ed by OG , RdBUL8 November 8, 2013

Equation Sheet 

An entire engineering textbook miniaturized to an 8.5 x 11 sheet of paper.
I need stereoscopic glasses to differentiate between the red and blue layers of notes on my equation sheet.
Equation Sheet by Equation Sheet December 15, 2014

Dryer Sheet

A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
...........
...........
Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
Dryer Sheet by dangerbot3000 April 3, 2015

Cranberry Sheets 

Sexual act involving cranberry juice on a bed
ayo...be careful don't spill that drank before this turns into cranberry sheets

pastor sheets 

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church
Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately
pastor sheets by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016