ryan guldemond

The hottest person ever
You may know him from the band Mother Mother

Dayum Ryan Guldemond is really hot

by Douglasismybb June 18, 2022

Ryan Koh

Ryan Koh's are known for many things like being photogenic and making the best music ever. If you are considering a professional music career, think of changing your name to Ryan Koh.

That guy is so talented at making music and really handsome too! Surely is a Ryan Koh

by Bing Jie September 11, 2022

Ryan Pethick Theory

The Ryan Pethick Theory is an answer to the paradox of quantum superposition better known as "Schrödinger's cat". This theory states the second that the cat (or any other thing) becomes non-observable, it is dead. This theory is based on the not so logical logic that it is much easier to just assume that it's instantaneously dead. You don't have to worry about him, care about him, remember to send a text on his birthday. Basically everything is easier with the assumption that they are dead.

Friend of Ryan #1: "Ryan isn't dead guys he just goes to a different school"
Other Friends of Ryan: "Shut the fuck up... Ryan Pethick Theory."

by Mustela November 26, 2022

Ryan Guldemond

gender envy !!
you may know him from mother mother

me: babe look Ryan guldemond is so handsome!
my fictional gf: yes omg he’s so hot

by astral_boy155 June 12, 2023

relancy

someone who has more that 2 houses

I got a relancy

by [e-mail] August 25, 2023

ulf roland

The best dad you can have

Oh that dad is so Ulf Roland

by I am the defenition of God July 24, 2016

The Ryan Limit

A unit of measurement defined by how many lines it takes Ryan to do a homework problem. Usually it’s best to achieve atleast 1.5 ryans or better, but the average being 2 ryans.

John: Hey man, how long did it take to do the first problem on the test.

Mack: I managed to get by with 3 ryans. The ryan limit is awesome!

by enthri October 25, 2017