ryan clarke

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.

(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all

by samsfat June 8, 2011

Ryan Moncrief

A member of the homosapien species. The Ryan Moncrief is a quiet animal, very socially awkward, but is know to make people laugh. It rarely mates during a life time due to it's repulsive looks. However, the Ryan Moncrief is a very kind easy going creature. They have also been known to have abnormally large penises.

Look at the dong on the Ryan Moncrief over there.

by Lou Spowls October 27, 2010

Ryan Littlejohn

A rare majestic ginger unicorn. When women set eyes on a Ryan Littlejohn they freeze like a deer in the headlights as they watch this majestic creature cross their path.

That was totally a Ryan Littlejohn!

by GingerUnicorn July 6, 2016

Ryan Patino

That dirty little cum slut who says he will be right back and comes back 3 hours later

Ryan Patino: I’ll be right back

1:20pm
Me: ok
4:20pm
Ryan Patino: I’m back, sorry I watched 2 movies

Me: you’re gay

by Luke “Daddy” Hansen May 15, 2019

Robby and Ryan

the gods of sex, and story writing
friends with tony romanelli

when is conflicts coming out?
robby and ryan are gods

by EmperorPig January 7, 2018

Ryan

A 'Tall' But not so tall, confused male. Who is commonly seen within bead shops... Fiddling with... beads... Often seen lolling on his bed, laughing uncontrollably to the point they are close to dying. Or itching.

Or alternatively.. a bead creap.

" Oh look there's a Ryan! "

by bEaStLiNg_11 August 26, 2011

Dirty ryan

A dirty Ryan is when you get any vegetable (as long as you've grown it yourself) and insert it violently into your girlfriends ass whilst simultaneously eating cake from your snacks cupboard.

"Things got wild in the bedroom last night, we did the dirty Ryan!"

by Jamco95 June 9, 2020