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Rusty Fish-hook

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. While pounding your girl(or guy, whatever your pleasure), you rub and make slow semi-circles around her asshole and the without warning you JAM your finger in her ass. When she turns around to yell HEY!! you give the ole' fish-hook. The shit on your finger resembling rust on a hook. You can go for the Double Rusty Fish-hook, but you need to stick another finger in your own ass right before you jam it in her and then WHAM-O!
Dude, I was railing the chick the other night and she was moaning so damn loud that I had to give her the rusty fish-hook just to get her to shut up...
by WhiteKazel March 4, 2007
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Rusty Scissor

The Rusty Scissor is a derivative of the so called "scissor action" of lesbian sexual intercourse (see "Scissoring"). The Rusty Scissor occurs while one or both partners are on their periods.
Jill and Jan had dated long enough to synchronize their periods, so for days out of every month they were force to engage in Rusty Scissoring, the aftermath of these encounters looked like a home abortion had been performed.
by .:origin:. March 25, 2009
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Rusty sherrifs badge

You smell like a rusty sherrifs badge.
by Dr dread July 15, 2003
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Rusty Cock fight

When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman
John wasn't paying attention when he closed his trunk and he ended up in a Rusty Cock Fight.
by Moe Beer January 2, 2009
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rusty falcon

to crap upon thee with great disdain, requiring significant elevation, while channeling the great native American spirit being of the falcon.
I said no salt, NO SALT. I could rusty falcon the guacamole...
by Mortimer von Grundle-Smith September 28, 2008
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Rusty Napkin

The act of using a Woman's used tampon to blow your nose.
"Dude, last night i couldn't find a napkin to blow my nose so i used my girls Rusty Napkin"
by Rusty Napkin September 11, 2011
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Rusty Trumpet

When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.

The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.
Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?

Woman: What's that?!?!

Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!
by Wocka Wocka Wocka August 21, 2009
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