DOAWK Rolled

The act of tricking one into reading about "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid" or anything referencing it.

Owyn was so retarded that he look up "Tyson Sander Fandom" that he got DOAWK Rolled three times

by Jesus H Christ The Third Jr December 17, 2021

Pussy-roll

Pussy-roll: verbal phrase, expression

The act of raveling or unraveling one's over-sized or stretched-out labia prior to such activities as bathing, masturbation, and sex.

May also be used to shock or shush a lover

"That bitch's meat curtains are so huge; she must need to roll dat pussy out before she gets laid."

"Gross! Dat hoe needs to roll dat pussy up & keep it away from me!"

"Baby? Just shut up and roll dat pussy out so I can fuck it," he said to her. "Yes, doctor," she replied, with the twinkle of sex in her eyes.

"Too many bitches don't know when to go into pussy-roll mode."

by Bunny Fiyatch December 9, 2017

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

punky roll

When two morbidly obese individuals, who identify as being "punk" have sexual intercors while listening to Sex Pistols and the male ejaculates inside the fat rolls of his partner.

Did you hear that Raven and Jonas punky rolled the night Chris Cornell died to celebrate his life?

by rarrarxd1000 September 30, 2017

Lobster rolling

When someone tags you in a post on Facebook publicly to get buy an item or rescue a cat. This is an act of publicly calling someone out on a social platform.

Wow! Looks like Lisa is lobster rolling Doug again! Did you see the post she tagged him in about the cat she wants to rescue?

by Pasta December 4, 2020

parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 29, 2018

goo roll

When you drop the toilet (loo) roll down the toilet normally by accident and when you fish it back out its all soggy and never returns to its original state no matter how dry it gets. Hence goo roll.

Husband: I'm just going to get some loo roll
Wife: What! I only just bought some today
Husband: Yeah sorry thats goo roll now
Wife: EEWWW

by wildturkey69 October 20, 2009