Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.

My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.

by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018

roastbeefer

An irrational Australian.

The roastbeefer on /bant/ is just making up arguments.

by bantmaster9000 October 5, 2018

Roasted

When someone says a comment back that gives there enemy 3rd degree burns and than every one acts like they just seen their fist pair of boobs

Bro in math class mrs.asshole roasted bill and got fired for burning him with 3rd degree burns

by 40 year old perv March 22, 2019

roasted toasted and buttered

Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition

Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there

by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019

Roast Beef Rambler

When a female smashes her vagina upon another females face. Also known as a V stamp. Leaving behind an unfragant experience

While sleeeping sleeping Amanda received a Roast Beef Rambler.

by Hippie of Dirt May 4, 2019

Roasted in a beret

When you commit a social gaffe by wearing something outrageously excessive or just plain bad looking, despite the fact that you put a lot of effort and work into the outfit.

"Jesus Christ, Diane, have you seen Shelly? She's totally roasted in a beret with that hideous ensemble."

by oMmYnOmMy May 20, 2019

roast

the word people often misuse in the everyday world.

why the hell did you fucking roast me you motherfucking turd piece of shit? (the incorrect way)

by OI CROISANT June 1, 2019