When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
Get the Felching Pot roastmug. A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French descendance, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.
by BappaRoast November 3, 2021
Get the Bappa Roastmug. An orgy that can only occur in New Orleans in which a man blindfolded with a confederate flag inserts his left hand into an unspecified but humid chamber, not knowing that which he has enjoined himself with. Following, after five minutes he removes his said hand, puts it up to his nose, and correlating with the accuracy of his assessment wins an appropriate gift card to Church's Chicken.
"Thanks for taking me to Church's Chicken!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
"Don't mention it, I won this gift card at a Mississippi Pot Roast!"
by A Flaky Bitch September 7, 2023
Get the Mississippi Pot Roastmug. A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.
Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted”
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself”
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted”
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself”
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
by robloxduck1 April 8, 2022
Get the Playground Roastmug. When you commit a social gaffe by wearing something outrageously excessive or just plain bad looking, despite the fact that you put a lot of effort and work into the outfit.
"Jesus Christ, Diane, have you seen Shelly? She's totally roasted in a beret with that hideous ensemble."
by oMmYnOmMy May 20, 2019
Get the Roasted in a beretmug. Guy 1: “Emma’s ass is so fat it almost hides her ugly face.”
Guy 2: “Damn how you gonna sugar roast her like that!”
Guy 2: “Damn how you gonna sugar roast her like that!”
by Mía Honey November 14, 2019
Get the sugar roastmug. An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020
Get the Roast Queef Sandwichmug.