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Pushin' and pullin'

When you are taking a dump and jerking off. Hence, pushing out a turd and pulling your junk.
Earlier today I was in the bathroom, pushin' and pullin', when the power went out. Ruined the whole event.
by BigD888 February 3, 2013
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Pulling a Jackson

Wearing pajamas under your pants? You're Pulling a Jackson.
by Dose of Dude January 24, 2009
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pulling a madeleine

A state of the art escape mechanism when one finds themselves in sticky situations.

To perform, you can do one of the following:

a) barrel rolling out of a window (make sure it's not more than one story)
b) run away at a good pace as if you were winning a race
c) run away at a jogger's pace
d) run away as if your life depended on it, as if an angry dog was chasing you or you were being pursued by law enforcement.

* the fourth recommendation is strongly suggested *
Girl 1: um, do you just want to take a nap, or should we do something else?
Boy 1: i know what we can DO, but lemme take a shower first...
Girl 1: ok, go do that
(Boy 1 leaves, making a perfect get away)
(Girl 1 grabs all her stuff, runs out the door, and is never seen again)
(Boy 1 comes out of the shower) Boy 1: aw, man! That's what you call pulling a madeleine!
by Queen Mildred November 22, 2009
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pulling a timmy

When some emo ass white kid brags about being suicidal/depressed/self harm and begs for attention (also known as a Ryan)
Person one: Oh man that guy sent me a picture of his cuts and I barely know him

Person two: oh shit I always knew that kid would be pulling a Timmy one day
by jackjack4343 December 5, 2014
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pulling my pudding

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one ejaculates cum
I lay on my bed, fantasizing about Nancii being naked with me, and pulling my pudding.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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Pullin' a Farmer

sleeping on or in a pile of your own goddamn clothes
we all were pullin' a farmer when we slept on sheets that bella had pissed on
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PULLING A JOHN

Girl: Why did you flake on me?
Guy: So how bout those Patriots?

He was pulling a John
by JayD February 8, 2008
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