pud

i think the word says it all but for those of u who never heard it u know it like the "dolpin the chicken the penis

whoever put it on here first and didnt get all the fuckin stars filled bc they definatly had a pud in there face

by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003

road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

by DiggingBear November 4, 2021

Pud

a mud puddle

We can't sled on that Hill because there's a pud at the bottom

by YoureWelcome___ January 29, 2022

applesauce pudding

when someone turns your brain to mush because they are so fucked up that is their answer top any problem and will they will probably always get away with it. A federal lobotomizer the rosemary effect.

"she was in witness protection so when he found her he turned her brain to applesauce pudding and got her some green jello"

by swellsoundsthatkill January 31, 2022

cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo.

Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top

Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?

by SEOMyers October 28, 2021

smelly puds

A smelly pud is stinky fart. A smelly pud can be more of a scaret than a scaret.

Nikki and vlad are smelly puds

by Abdullah11 September 15, 2021