A slightly thick girl with a gorgeous face. Not too fat just enough on her to have fun with. This breed usually has just enough self esteem to sweet talk and take home that night.
by SacNuts Shane January 5, 2009
Get the Porn cowmug. Weaboo porn basically a squid either fucking another squid or Japanese school girl repeatedly with his tentacle
by Xx_squidporn_xX December 10, 2015
Get the squid pornmug. its sick, little kids fucking is sick!
though, being 15, i wish i could see some 15 year old porn...
but the real young shit is fucking SICK!
though, being 15, i wish i could see some 15 year old porn...
but the real young shit is fucking SICK!
by jim July 20, 2008
Get the Child Pornmug. 1. The Internet when being used for the purpose of downloading porn.
2. A LAN network used for the sole purpose of trading porn at a LAN party.
2. A LAN network used for the sole purpose of trading porn at a LAN party.
by Terlanis August 9, 2003
Get the porn pipemug. The habbit of watching pornography in the work place with the media player shrunk down as small as it will go in the foolish hope that your collegues won't notice you sitting with headphones on shaking your leg and then hurriedly disapearing into the bathroom for 5 mins.
Whilst Dave was waiting for the code load to finish, he entertained his work mates thinking nobody could see his small porn.
Then he went for a cigarette.
Then he went for a cigarette.
by hopwon March 9, 2009
Get the Small Pornmug. More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.
Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the animal pornmug. Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.
Actual quote:
"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.
Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.
"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."
"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.
Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.
"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."
by Shove It October 20, 2005
Get the Porn for Preschoolersmug.