Pillow-bility

1 - the intact quality of a single condom package that has not been compromised.

2 - the quality of breasts to be used as a resting place for your head.

3 - the fluffy quality of an actual pillow

1 - "She pressed the center of the condom to test its pillow-bility to see if it was still viable and ok to use"

2 - "Her breasts had a certain pillow-bility about them that made them his favorite place to nap"

3 - "It's important to know the pillow-bility rating of your pillow - i like mine soft but my boyfriend likes his firm"

by Miss Dre February 20, 2011

Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

pillow pony

vibrating pillow for masturbation, erotic riding

Suzanne rode her pillow pony to orgasm.

by suzieloohoo August 25, 2012

pillow pastie

When you finish eating a pastie, and then take a crap into someone's pillow before they go to bed.

My friend drank my last pop, so I gave him a pillow pastie.

by A_Man_00 September 4, 2013

pillow snatch

The product of cutting a hole into ones pillow for pleasureful penile insertion.

My girlfriend dumped me, looks like I will be making a pillow snatch tonight.
Dude, you smell worse than my pillow snatcher.

by pillow snatch October 10, 2015

Pillow soft

A pussy ass mother fucker. Dude is weak as hell and can't hang anymore.

Can also be applied to females.

Symptoms of being pillow soft include suggesting going to sleep in the middle of drinking, constant caking up, adding y's that don't belong in words.

Michael is the most pillow soft person I know

Michael has gone pillow soft on us recently.

by Fbrya May 7, 2017

Pillow sniffer

Someone who takes it from the back

My girlfriend is a pillow sniffer.

by Addison taco October 20, 2018