Phantomrhea Gassatosis

When you think you have diarrhea but you only have loud wet farts.

Eating too much hamburger helper will give you phantomrhea Gassatosis.

by Trondolla January 5, 2021

Phantom Poop

when after anal sex, one feels the sensation of having to poop when they do not have to poop.

do you really have to poop, or is it just phantom poop.

by sirshitsalot96 February 27, 2021

phantom clap

When the guy you're having sex with only sighs and makes no other noise.

"God My boyfriend is such a phantom clapper, it annoys me."

by Phantom clap March 3, 2021

Phantom

A shy human, probably has anxiety, and doesn't like being social.

Oh Josh, Your such a phantom!

by Phantom Funny March 10, 2021

phantom_dead

Phantom_dead is a really cool person! They like chocolate and are really cool. Go follow them on tiktok or else(•̀ᴗ•́)و

Person1: hey have you seen phantom_deads page on tiktok yet?!

Person2: No why?

Person1: they are really cool!

Person2: ok I will follow them!!!!!

by ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽Phantom_dead| (• ◡•)| March 15, 2021

Phantom chattee

A term to describe a person that chats on social media when their status says they are offline.

Adrian, can you not be a phantom chattee? Your giving me goosebumps!

by themetavirus March 26, 2021

phantasmal flatulence

The fart of a ghost and or other spectral being.

The phantasmal flatulence of the haunted hospital was overwhelming.

by Mortamort March 28, 2021