Peter Port

The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs

"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."

by scrappington2 September 13, 2014

pinky peter

small dick

Holy shit, the guy I did last night had a pinky peter.

by xxxdddeecobfo August 19, 2016

peter ingarfield

An extremely unique fellow who looks like golem and has lost all of his eyebrows. He is a large fan of the knowlesy time as well .

Omg that guy looks like a peter ingarfield

by urban dictionary 4242 May 23, 2015

Mr. Peter

The most rude, annoying, and mean person you'll ever meet. His hobby's are slamming doors in your face, and coughing and hacking up spit. He smells like rotten fish sticks and I'm pretty sure he doesn't shower. His head looks like a rock with dead grass sprinkled on it. If you ever get a Mr. Peter a gift, make it clothes because he only owns 3 shirts,3 hats, 1 pair of shoes, and 1, that's right, 1 pair of jeans. Mr. Peter's are usually fat.

I think smell fish sticks. There must a Mr. Peter around.

by izzybum2 January 30, 2017

mrs peter

An old White lady that deep thourts on a daliy

Dam you Mrs peters

by Jose leal January 12, 2018

Russelling The Peter

When you’re watching Russell Peters stand ups and the act while deep throat sucking a Di**k/Dildo or what ever you’re putting in your mouth these days, and laugh/choke on what he delivered during that special. #IRusselledThePeter No one got a hurt real bad

My husband and I were watching Russell Peters stand up Red White and Brown and while I was Russelling The Peter (sucking his D**k,) I laughed/choked during that pre-recorded of his dads voice “Someone is going To get a hurt real bad “..

by Ninaturtle August 25, 2021

Inner Peter

The Inner Peter is the urge to do bad things such as stealing stuff. Everybody has Inner Peter but, some control it better then others.

James stole food because his Inner Peter overwhelmed him.

by Fameron October 15, 2018