Person 16

Someone who doesn’t exist and never will.

Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?

Person 2 through 15: Who?

by TAKINGSHEIT September 6, 2022

Person 17

a person that not only doesn't exist but will never exist. ever.

person 1: hello
person 2: greetings
person 3: hi
person 4: howdy
person 5: welcome
person 6: bonjour
person 7: buenas noches
person 8: buenos dias
person 9: good day
person 10: good morning
person 11: hey
person 12: hi-ya
person 13: how are you
person 14: how goes it
person 15: howdy-do
person 16: shalom
person 17: ẅ̶̡͔͍͔̫͇͈̬̳͎͕̠͕̦̩͍͖̦̻̳̳̰͉́̓̔̈͜h̴̢̢̢̨̡̧̗͕͓̮̦͕̘̩͔͔̤̟̠̼̲̯͔͔̹̲̰̝̗̭͙̭̖̱̖͖̬̐͑́͋͗́̌͊͛͗̌̃̎̔̚͜͝ͅͅa ̨̡̢̮̠͇͈̰̠̖̝̙̙͍͇̹̥͈͇͖̤͙̤̹̩̮͓̘͚̬͙̱̟̭̲̼̮̙͖͎̫̗͓̤̞͚̝͕̋̉̐̈́̀̒͗̓̀̒́͑͋͛̓̆̈́̍͑̒̅̍̈́́̎̇͜͝͝t ̧̨̨̧̢̧̡̡̫͚̜͔̞̳̥̫̻̤̜̖̫̳̳̝͉̭͎̞̩̰̤̤̻̮̝̮̞̣̣͛̔̆̋͒̓̓̽̉̒̍̓͌̇̌̅͌͆̍͌͑̂͋̾̕̕̕͝͠ͅ'̵̨̡̛̛̛̹̖̣̄̀̓͋͂̀̈́͌̐̈̈́̿͋͊̈́̅́̓̈́̊̅̌̈́͊̎͒̒́̽͛̕̕͘̕͝͝͝s ͉̘̮̗͊́̒̈̀͊̆̈́̑͗̈́͒͆̈́̂̏͑̈́́̌̅̒́̕̕͠ ̡̢̛̛͇̝̫̣̳̄͐̈̐̇̅̍̓̔̓͑̋͆̑̓̃̈́͛̍̒̀̀̈̅̊̽̈́́͐̂̍́̀̓̀͊͌̔́̚͘̕͘͘͝͠͝u ͕̾̔͌̅̈́̓̒͌̈̌̈́̕̚͝͝p ̛͉̠̟̻͙̻̦͚̲̹̩̺̬̻͈͇̰̤̫͖̭̳͎̬͍̱̫̱̥̩̬̜͇͉̳͎̻̟̘͆̎̀͐̈́̔͛͛̃̐̈́̄͑̉͘͘͘̕͝͝ͅ
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by sumthng October 4, 2022

Person 25

This person has never been used EVER before no like im being serious the definition of person 25 has never been made before until now. If you search person 25 you will not see any defintion or anyone using him. Person 25 is the god of the person examples universe. Person 25 has once been witnessed to the forbidden creator of the person universe. It was person 26 and person 27. These two puppet the example world. And how bout person 28? Well no one knows about him. Though if i do get 1 like i will make a story over person 28. I will find the information about him. Person 25 is the god of the universe

Lol idk bruv defintion of person 25

by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023

Person 26

it exists outside of the laws of our universe, and it cannot be perceived. whether it actually exists or not is up for debate.

*people 1 to 5 having a conversation with 3, 4, and 5 being largely ignored*
*person 26 watching from outside the space-time continuum*

by HAL0GEN July 16, 2023

Person 6

A person that has nearly never been used in an Urban Dictionary definition.

Person 1: That would be crazy if there were more than 5 people in this universe.
Person 2: I know right!
Person 3: Yeah man. That would be SICK!
Person 4: Are there even 5 people in this universe?
Person 5: What would you think?
Person 6: Hey, how are you all?
Person 7: (non existent)

by TheGayPlayer69 September 6, 2023

personifornication

The act of having sexual relations with an inanimate object.

KP: Did you hear? Diego caught Emmitt in the midst of banging his foilboard.
Drew: Ewwww! And we all remember that time he made a mess on his tchoukball net.

KP: He must really be into personifornication. What a freak show!

by BumCummer September 22, 2023

person 0

canonically a god in the urban dictionary universe

person 0: mortals

person 1: i guess im mortal
person 2: oh

person 9: hi guys im back from vacation

by kelpp October 5, 2023