Bridge Party

This event occurs when you are stuck in traffic as a result of an accident on the three-mile bridge while emergency crews tend to the dead, dying or injured. All cars are at a complete stop and people get bored inside their vehicles so they step outside for some fresh bay air, talk amongst themselves about the poor suckers involved in the crash ,and generally get to know each other. It is a bonus if you happen to be near somone who has beer.

Bystander 1: "Hey man, you got a light?" ... "Crazy wreck, huh?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, ...looks like three or four cars up there piled on top of each other"
Bystander 1: "Man, I already told my old lady last week I was late because of a wreck on the bridge!" "She ain't NEVER gonna believe me now!"
Bystander 2: "Aw hell, man don't sweat it, here..have a beer"
Bystander 1: "Yeah, we'll just make this a bridge party"

by Brokenheartmender May 17, 2010

Party Sausage

Often abbreviated to P.S, this originates from the strong resemblence of a males small penis to a party or cocktail sausage. The wrinkly nature of the foreskin which covers the majority of a 2"flacid penis shares a similar texture and appearance to that of the small sausage.

"Check out his Party Sausage!"

by Flanners87 May 13, 2009

earthquake party

A sketch on the comedy show "The Upright Citizens Brigade" in which a group of investigators attempt to interrogate a woman suspected of attending a recent "earthquake party" In the sketch, an "earthquake party" is one in which people either pretend that there is an earthquake going on, or they actually attempt to start an earthquake. Appears on Episode #308, the "small town show"

A quiet small town deals with earthquake parties, dolphin aliens and Armageddon.

by Wheelinshirt April 3, 2005

party logs

When you attend a party at a random house, and you go into a room and shit on the floor.

Who the fuck left these stinking party logs here?!?!?

by PD2 February 2, 2006

sillbill party

a party with all boys and two girls.. silly and billy:)

maria and amanda are having a sillbill party!

by pookieeee December 10, 2007

Banana Party

when men pull down their pants and wiggle around their penises, usually in a group

Jim, Matt, and Rob had a banana party last night.

by D-mcgrizzle July 2, 2008

party mix

An apparently growing fad in which a group of people gets together and pool together a large tub of medications and/or street drugs intended for simultanious consumption. The mix consists of, (but is not limited to), various perscription Rx, Over-the-counter OTC, and street drugs (usually in a pill or blotter form).

"Yo dude, put some more dxm in the party mix, too much fuckin valium and adderall in there right now."

"Who's got the MDMA? our party mix is looking a little off color tonight."

"Damn, dave took a handfull of lastnights party mix, washed it down with a beer and in 5 minutes he was on the ground having a seizure."

by somepeoplearereallystupid December 21, 2006