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Watch Massage

Verb/Action Word

1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.

2.To give a massage with ones watch.

3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.
A: "Look at that guy giving himself a watch massage like he owns the place."

B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."

C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."
by ZCREWMMBOOIII July 19, 2012
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bulimic watching

Unlike binge watching, bulimic watching is when you watch a few episodes of a show and drop it immediately do to the fact "you've seen enough to know it's gonna be shit". This is repeated for most shows the person watches. They then act like they've seen the whole show when giving feedback on how bad it is.
Tamir dropped Stranger Things after 2 episodes, but acts like he has seen every episode when telling people how shit it is. My nigga is bulimic watching all the time
by Gizrik October 27, 2018
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theatrics the watch

A staged event not an actual event.
Define The police and fireman tell little yoohoos to play little games.. was there a real crime or was the disturbance of the sort staged??

Military laughs doesn't know shit about nothing

That's like another countries military entering our air space for example 10,000 signapore armed forces enter air space United States armed forces ntercepts not for drama but doing the showa lol

Theatrics for example total defense display i.e theatrics the watch should probably save theatrics for YouTube not for real life lol...
by theatricals October 12, 2022
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Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.
"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"
by nompynuthead May 22, 2017
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Norwich wrist watch

The act of fisting a sibling when in the Norfolk County
They are too close a family. I heard they often partake in a Norwich wrist watch
by Big Mug Of Tea February 13, 2024
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TV Watching Utensils

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
by D Flawless November 13, 2021
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jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.
by Max Bronson November 3, 2015
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