an emotion that means you are extremely happy or are experiencing large amounts of pleasure in your lower region. also known as your dick or pussy. some people refer to men being turned on as "happy."
Person 1: "God, that was hot. I'm so turned on right now."
Person 2: "Shut up and keep fucking me already."
Person 2: "Shut up and keep fucking me already."
by kokichioumadr3 June 17, 2022
son: dad, is there anything i can do attract girls? I don't know what to do anymore.
father: yes there is. you learn how to turn on your kavorka, to the best of your abilities and become a ladies man. too bad they don't teach that in schools these days.
father: yes there is. you learn how to turn on your kavorka, to the best of your abilities and become a ladies man. too bad they don't teach that in schools these days.
by Sexydimma May 06, 2012
An inconspicuous way of saying that you had an epiphany and now realize that your significant other has become so attractive, cool, funny, etc., to you, that they have evolved to near celebrity crush levels. This is comparable to stating that they are a "Unicorn." This also implies that you have known this individual for a long enough period of time to fall in love or believe you could fall in love with this person. Unicorn CelebrityCrush LoveCelebrity Epiphany Bae
Dave : Dude I was just talking to Summer yesterday she Subtly turned into Taylor Swift on me. She's been my girl next door since like.. 6th grade!
Tyler: No way!? What are you gonna do?
Dave: I just might propose!
Tyler: No way!? What are you gonna do?
Dave: I just might propose!
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On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.
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