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vibe job

Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation.
Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonna do anything for you ever again."

Murphy: "Well aren't you wrong, your giving me a vibe job right now."
by newschannel June 10, 2009
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Job Blocking

When a dude interups another guy while that guy is speaking to a lady about his line of work by topping his job.
Guy: So I'm an investor on Wall Street.
Lady:Oh, how interesting.
Dude: Well I'm a Chicago city Firefighter.
Lady: Wow, a firefighter! Oh I bet you save lives and everything!
Guy: Yo man. Stop the Job Blocking!
by Rick Da' Lingquist October 7, 2009
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Yaz Job

When women go on any form of birth control and in turn get big boobies
She looks like she got a freaking boob job...

Nope, she just got a Yaz Job
by Santa Clause 2353 December 5, 2009
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job-hoard

A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.

Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.

Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.

The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.
job-hoarder - " I worked for the government for 30 years, I get a nice pension and this job gives me something to do so I don't get bored, did I mention I've got a house for sale "

young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"

job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "
by p5150 January 1, 2010
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Tob Job

A job done by a silent or mute guy, where he sucks on your smallest toe, then spits in your eye.
Male 1: How much for a Tob Job?

Mute Male: (Signs for $300)
by TOBE JOBE May 8, 2011
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crotch job

tight shorts usually worn for gym class. They have no pockets to store anything and no zipper. They're usually red in color, sometimes blue. They hug your butt cheeks as well.
Johnnie has those red crotch job shorts on again. He's gonna have to pull them down if he needs to take a whizz.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 6, 2009
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Total Job

When one individual gives both a blow job and hand job to another individual, typically a woman to a man, but can vary.
Jane gave Harry a Total Job the other day.
by Benevolio December 1, 2006
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