job-hoard 

A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.

Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.

Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.

The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.

job-hoarder - " I worked for the government for 30 years, I get a nice pension and this job gives me something to do so I don't get bored, did I mention I've got a house for sale "

young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"

job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "

job-hoard by p5150 January 1, 2010

Job Hoarder 

A job hoarder is someone that currently works more than one job at a time. Many job hoarders feel the need to constantly search for and accept new job opportunities despite commitments to current jobs.

Job Hoarders have a unique talent of acquiring several jobs within a short period of time regardless of external problems such as economical struggle or lack of qualifications. The most common type of job hoarder will work a shop/retail job daily whilst pursuing a waiter/bar job on the evenings. in some serious cases job hoarders acquire side jobs such as stealing, drug smuggling or even prostitution, this is to fill the hours which are not taken by scheduled working hours.

Job Hoarders often face much abuse and negative feedback from their peers, especially if one or more of the peer group is currently unemployed and searching for a job.

“Terry got a job at the bar”, that’s the third job he has… what a stinking “Job Hoarder”

Barry isn’t home, he is in town “Hoard-ing Jobs”

Just leave me alone you dirty “Job Hoarder”

That’s my second job in a week !, I hope people don’t think I am a Job Hoarder

Job Hoarder by cynicalbastard12 October 3, 2011

Hard Job 

When it appears that the only reason a woman has a certain job is the fact that she is so attractive that she has a long line of men wanting to have sex with her.

Check out that MTV VJ! She must have a hard job.

Hard Job by Mr. Leopard July 30, 2008