Crumpin Off

The act of shamelessly pleasuring ones self in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough for a stall you’re too good to be Crumpin Off

“Did you hear dean was Crumpin Off?”

“Yeah dude was beating his dick at the urinal.”

by Neil Cicierega August 11, 2018

off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

kick-offs

pres before pres; kick-offs, pres, the main event, afters, kick-ons

I need to be royally sloshed upon arrival at the function this evening, so I reckon we go hard at kick-offs and even harder at pres

by enjoyerofkickoffs123 January 11, 2023

Cool-off

There are multiple people who look really cool, therefore, cool is not a good enough word to describe them.

However, you try to compare the cool people.

Ben Barnes and Henry Cavill have a cool-off, who would win?

You can't do that, they both are too cool.

by PurpleKiss April 16, 2023

wedge-off

A potato wedge making competition with the lads, lasses etc. (but mainly lads)

Loser sits on a potato dildo

Did you hear about the wedge-off the lads had last night? It was a closely contested battle!

by jackal_f33t July 5, 2023

Succ-Off

Succ-Off

Yo man if i was on my death bed would you give me Succ-Off?

by AntTheSauceGod January 14, 2022

uwu off

an uwu off is like a dance off or a rap battle where two competitors will fight for the best uwu voice the prices can be from a high five to a high five-thousand dollars! you can have an uwu off anytime anywhere as long as you’ve got the skills!

“hey do you wanna have an uwu off?”

“oh yea, you’re on!”

by r!v3r March 22, 2022