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Arse knob

Your a arse knob of if your door knob is covered in shit
by anonymous November 17, 2021
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Falling out of my arse

Similar to "hanging out of my arse" but usually referencing tireness and fatigue instead of a hangover or a sense of feeling ill.
Steve: you gaming tonight?
Mickie luv: nah pal, I'm falling out of my arse, gonna call it a night.
by Louis Lovetrain May 3, 2023
mugGet the Falling out of my arsemug.

arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(
by twatsc October 18, 2008
mugGet the arse craclingmug.

brickies arse

To have ones arse on show cause their trousers are to big or to small.
by WeeKnowItAll August 1, 2016
mugGet the brickies arsemug.

Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.
by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024
mugGet the Arse blastermug.

Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.
“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”
by SwissMinty March 19, 2024
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Donky arse

Donky arse i often used to say that someone has flat or misshaped ass
Guy 1: WoW that girl has a donky arse

Guy 2: oh shit you're right
by Donaldobama is my dad October 7, 2019
mugGet the Donky arsemug.

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