by anonymous November 17, 2021

Similar to "hanging out of my arse" but usually referencing tireness and fatigue instead of a hangover or a sense of feeling ill.
by Louis Lovetrain May 3, 2023

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done
dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(
by twatsc October 18, 2008

by WeeKnowItAll August 1, 2016

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
by Frozen Prevert October 5, 2024

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.
by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

by Donaldobama is my dad October 7, 2019
