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ninja shit

Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.
"Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit.
by Reggy Reigns April 21, 2005
mugGet the ninja shitmug.

my ninja

Under cover way of saying"my nigga"
Usually used in sensitive racial settings and accepted by most races and mutually understood.
Wut u do last nite my ninja
by bruNiCC July 19, 2016
mugGet the my ninjamug.

toilet ninja

A person who is unbelievably quite when using a restroom.
Hey man, have you ever notiched how Zack is total toilet ninja?
by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009
mugGet the toilet ninjamug.

Ninja Hangover

A hangover that is not evident upon waking up in the morning, but dominates your life two hours later.
At sunrise Joel bounced out of bed, gathered a crew up for brunch, sat down at the table, and proceeded to have his day destroyed by a ninja hangover that he had been harboring all along.
by chiTNR May 13, 2011
mugGet the Ninja Hangovermug.

Brown Ninja

Someone who sneaks into a residence in which the dweller lives by themself, then deficates in their toilet leaving no visable toilet paper and then does not flush.
Jessie got home to her apartment after a long day at work. She stepped into the bathroom to take a shower when she spotted the foreign monster in the toilet bowl... she knew then the brown ninja had struck again.
by dsackaroo January 23, 2013
mugGet the Brown Ninjamug.

Ninja Mask

To don a woman's panties over your face, so as to look like a ninja. Typically after she has worn them.
While I was fucking Laurie, I grabbed her panties and wore them like a ninja mask, gave it to her from behind, like a ninja!
by Wolf Whitman November 23, 2014
mugGet the Ninja Maskmug.

Tech Ninja

The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.
Damnit this printer won't print...TECH NINJA...I need your help.
by Incompetent non-Asian coworker November 1, 2012
mugGet the Tech Ninjamug.

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