ninja shit

Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.

"Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit.

by Reggy Reigns April 21, 2005

my ninja

Under cover way of saying"my nigga"
Usually used in sensitive racial settings and accepted by most races and mutually understood.

Wut u do last nite my ninja

by bruNiCC July 19, 2016

Ninja Opening

While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.

Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.

by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010

gchat ninja

One who consistently maintains his or her gchat status as invisible in order to 1. avoid unwanted chatting and/or 2. prevent others from knowing he or she is online, yet regularly initiates conversations with others when he or she feels up for it.

Caitlin hates unnecessary chatting and people knowing where she is, even when she's checking her gmail account. She is such a gchat ninja.

by mez337 February 28, 2010

Ninja Hangover

A hangover that is not evident upon waking up in the morning, but dominates your life two hours later.

At sunrise Joel bounced out of bed, gathered a crew up for brunch, sat down at the table, and proceeded to have his day destroyed by a ninja hangover that he had been harboring all along.

by chiTNR May 13, 2011

Filth Ninja

Devious, sexual predator with very few known limits

i went back with a girl i met in the pub and she nailed my ball sack to the bed post, she was a right filth ninja

by the filth ninja's assistant May 13, 2009

Ninja Nug

A ninja nug is bud of weed stashed away somewhere that you miraculously find when you cant buy any more weed.

"dude we're outta weed"

"nah fool, i just found a 'ninja nug', its chill"

by Mamao May 29, 2007