Mystery WAP

The genitals of an unfamiliar woman someone hooks up with.

Joe: Dude, so how was that mystery WAP?
Brady: It was great! My date was amazing and understanding! Tinder is great, man!

by MerriamWebsterOfficial17 June 30, 2023

mystery box

A collection of items, usually linked by brand or product type. They became popular since the 2010s.

Although they can be bought online, it is very easy to make a mystery box that contains items you have bought and sent it to someone.

My friend sent me a mystery box that contained Nike sneakers - Someone getting a mystery box of expensive shoes

by Ryan900USAYT August 27, 2023

Misty Thicket Picnic

The graphic act of putting cheesecloth over a midgets face before proceeding to ejaculate on the cloth after not drinking water and eating only cheese for several days.

I’m into this new chick but she’s a little short. Going to give her a misty thicket picnic later tonight

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles August 30, 2023

misty green

A $20 dirty white w**** from lacoochee Florida she's well known from Dade City all the way to Webster Florida watch out ladies cuz if your man brings this one home you might be missing all your Victorious Secret bras and your Nike shoes mascara and Foundation. when your done with her and give her a ride home her man will be scoping out your house. And don't worry man if you ain't got a $20 its okay just make sure you have a nice piece of ice. She's down for that too just make sure you have a piece of glass or a shot that she can put that ice in to use.

A white girl that works for money misty Green

by honest faithful women September 4, 2023

Misty lacoochee Green

White from Lacoochee Florida whore well known for working the streets from Dade City all the way up Bushnell, maybe even farther. Always looking to find her next trick or Crystal like substance for return of a blow job. Are for the men that think they're a little upper class $20 is all she asks.

Last 3 hours standing on the corner seeing lots of them pass the one that stopped shouted Misty lacoochee green is it true $20 is all she asked. (That's only if you call yourself upper class. I really do it for way less.)

by honest faithful women September 4, 2023

Mysteli

Its a kind of streamer who loves to get bullied by their chat. The biggest sort of masochist imaginable. THE BIGGEST BOTTOM TO EVER BOTTOM.

WOW you really like being bullied you are such a Mysteli

by The_MAD_Q July 12, 2024

Mystery meat

A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none

Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow

Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways

by Dizzy , devourer of worlds August 8, 2024