Muffin

a random pointless word put after describing somone

Omg she is such a fat Muffin.

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by Hannahisacoolmuffin March 11, 2008

Muffin

Politically correct word for the politically incorrect misusage of the words "retard" or "retarded."

Johnny walks into a tree and proclaims "I am such a muffin!" or Arianna and Amanda run into the freezing lake with bikinis and two days later recall the incident to one another: "That was so muffin."

by jessg December 7, 2006

muffin

A nickname for a rag a muffin

i can't go outside today...i look like a muffin!

by desi, and tiffy July 20, 2008

space muffin

A derogatory term used to define a very liberal (socialist) member of the Democratic party.

That space muffin Obama is ruining our country!

by 10 Gauge April 28, 2010

The Muffin Game

Where a group of guys get in a circle jerk and try to nut on a muffin last guy to finish has to eat the muffin

Dude u wanna play the muffin game? Sure what kinda muffins you got?

by Max-well December 16, 2009

muffin code

Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!

Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"

by Captain_Crunch February 3, 2005

Muffin Cake

An amazing dessert. It is a cupcake that got to big ...and looks like a muffin. Easiest to make when your very tired and not paying attention.

MAGS: WOAH these cupcakes are HUGE!
KAYS: DANG did we make muffins ?
MAGS&KAYS: no we made....Muffin Cakes. :)

by MKAY93 March 16, 2009