muff cabbage

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019

Muff Cabbage

a bloody siamese pussy clit

Yo Bitch! Stop being such a Muff Cabbage!

by Wyrd Wizard October 18, 2010

Puddle of Muff

Inside a woman's vagina

"Watch out! Don't stop in that puddle of muff".

by Sweet Lucy November 9, 2022

biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.

When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!

by SildogintheNatti July 13, 2017

Pillow muff

Face planting and shaking of head back n forth at a fast pace between to breath and or pillow.

Jerry pillow muffed the sofa

by Bigred8 June 20, 2025

Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 6, 2017

Muff Cabbage

Asshole

Stop being a muff cabbage

by Tati S May 10, 2016