Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers

So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers

by Jmoney$$$$$$$$ May 17, 2019

Moose fur

When you have been intimate with a canadian and end up with thier love juice on you along with thier pubic hair.

Whats that on tom cruises face? Its just moose fur from kevin spacey.

by Safety salamander November 21, 2017

Chicken Moose

A Druid in Moonkin form on World of Warcraft. Long running joke of the guild Musket Ears, following a series of events on Ventrilo.

Person A: What are they doing? Waving their arms around, being useless while you do all the work!
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS

by Mr. Xerox August 4, 2009

Chocolate Moose

When you take a shit and then sit on their face.

MasterDongsdaman: Coltsdaman, did you just take a shit?
Coltsdaman: Yes
MasterDongsdaman: Good. Sit on my face. I'm ready for that chocolate moose

by sexybigboi69 June 5, 2018

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the Rising Moose .

by ComicSanss May 16, 2016

Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019

maple syrup moose sploosh

The most important part of Canadian sex.

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

by ajb123 May 4, 2024