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masks are literally only things that protect your mouth and also for dirt *i think* and for toxic stuff

i am going to wear a mask for this project

by nicku1006 July 31, 2025

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Upside Down Chair Mask

A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.

Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."

by Piicasso May 26, 2012

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mask entertainment

Wanting attention in a provocative nonchalant way but avoiding accountability and intention for inducing such entertainment.

Husband: (Shares shirtless pic on fb)

Wife: “Why you be doing the most? Showing your body for attention is a turn off.”

Husband: “I’m not doing it for attention.”

Wife: “Then why you post this stuff publicly for?”

Husband: (Deflects Answering) “Who you shaking ass on the gram for? Yourself? Whole world seen your ass now. Your likes and DMs are blowing up too.”

Wife: (Deflects Answering) “It’s not like I’m entertaining them.”

Husband’s and Wife’s Conscious: “Deny Deny Deny.”

-Mask entertainment

by Dr. Zo October 31, 2021

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Mask the soul

A game Chucky and Charlene play with everybody even when it's not Halloween nowadays.

Chucky and Charlene wanted to hide everyone's faces from each other, so they decided to play a game of mask the soul, always changing the rules before anyone could catch on to them and find a rhythm.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

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Hinckley Ski Mask Man

The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is a common sight to see at any of Hinckley's events. Whether it be a local run or many of Hinckley's food festivals you can always count on seeing this rare specimen wandering the area. The main way to know if you are in the presence of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is from his impressive scent of drugs and other illegal substances. A few other ways to recognise this unusual individual is from the trail of vape fumes coming from behind him or his well know ski mask and goggles. You may also be lucky enough to see this mysterious man riding (or attempting to ride) his bike around Hinckley and has even been seen venturing out into the wilderness of East Hinckley (Or Burbage as it is also known by the residents). The most recent sightings of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man have been at the annual Christmas Fun Run where he had a spectacular run including throwing up half way up castle street and with a run like Officer Earl from that one meatball show he finished by collapsing on the ground at the end. After all this, and receiving his well deserved bag of sweets (which he was disappointed to find were not laced with fentanyl) he disappeared again and yet to be seen out in the streets of Hinckley. Be sure to look out for for this guy at the next Hinckley event but keep your distance as no one knows what is stored within his pockets.

*friend 1 and 2 walking through Hinckley food festival*
Friend 1 *points* "Is that who I think it is?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, is that The Hinckley Ski Mask Man?"
Friend 1 "I think so, we should stay away from him"
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's a bit dodgy"

by J Cooling March 14, 2024

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