Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years

I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis

by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021

mia martin

she is extremely pretty and confident. she loves her horse and has a sister who is always in trouble but still loves her. her best friend's name is Emily. she is always there for her. even though they are always on probation, that doesn't stop them. she is heartbroken this moment and thinks he's dead. she loves him so much its crazy. but his ex just broke up with him. shes afraid if they date every time he looks at her, he'll miss his ex. but that doesn't stop her. overall, shes an amazing girl. you're lucky if you have her.

"look at her! shes amazing. you never know what that mia martin is thinking and feeling."

"mia and emily put each other on probation again" "doesn't surprise me!"

by Jadeybabey February 11, 2014

martin

blond cock boi
is sexy af

eg: girl: who did u sleep with last night?

girl 2: he's so dreammyyyyy, his dick is so big and blond and he is sexy afff!!!! his name is martin

by by by by by by by by by by November 10, 2021

Martin

A martin means a big fuckup. My old friend randy is such a martin he fucks up the whole time. Martins always crash into busses like it’s nothing.

Person1: damn that dude fucked up big time.
Person2: yeah i know he is really a martin.

by randylahey69 November 21, 2021

manuel martin

Extremely sexy and hot. Too good to be true. Extremely funny and smart

Paige would be so Luck to have manuel martin.

by jhonnythemoney August 19, 2017

Martinism

It's called much bodybuilding and then you can help the police, too. If you accept ,,Martinism" then you can watch movies like ,,Terminator 2". And you will get much attention if you look like a bodybuilder.

Man , Im a real man now - simply it is because I am very tall and I started bodybuilding... ,,Martinism"

by maasd the line June 22, 2024

Harry Martin

A stupid nerd that no one likes, and he doesn't get girls.

Go finger your bum Harry Martin

by BIG MAN WITH BIG HOT DOG November 14, 2022