A mythical creature believed by ancient stories to live in Cyprus. His sighting has never been confirmed however it is believed that he lives among us. Witnesses have claimed that he has an extraordinarily large penis and muscles, and in general is at peek of male dominance, some even consider a god
Guy 1: “Bro how do you get all the girls at every party?!”
Guy2: “ Im just a marios bro, been working out for many years
Guy2: “ Im just a marios bro, been working out for many years
by N I G E R S November 22, 2021
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Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
by stovO33 April 2, 2024
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It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-
It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-
by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024
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Very nice game using mario, luigi, and friends and has lots of racing.
Very nice game using mario, luigi, and friends and has lots of racing.
by Starryboi April 30, 2024
Get the Mario Kart mug.Mario, a young boy burdened with responsibilities beyond his years, finds himself caught in a challenging cycle. Tasked with helping his struggling family make ends meet working a job to pay his parents' bills. His life takes a darker turn when he becomes addicted to gambling, hoping to win big and ease his family's financial strain. Instead, the addiction drains his earnings and enslaves him further to his work. Mario's story highlights the tragic impact of adult pressures on a child. A guy who is force to pay his parents bills. Mario is the kind of person to gamble hie life savings away
Mario is a little boy
by zxzx Mitzu May 4, 2024
Get the Mario mug.Getting Super Mario Bro’ed is where during intercourse, the male participant lies flat holding his penis up. The female participant then jumps up in the air and lands directly on his penis. *this act can be extremely dangerous* It’s called “Getting Super Mario Bro’ed” because to kill a Goomba, Mario must jump and land on said Goomba. Some also might say a Goomba slightly resembles the tip of a penis.
Bro she Super Mario Bro’ed me last night! I didn’t know she was freaky like that
I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong
I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong
by Steve_Harvey83 May 5, 2024
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