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loser loaded

when you get so intoxicated that you act, resemble and are labelled based on your drunken performance as a loser
"Let's go out and just get loser loaded tonight"

"He was so loser loaded at Madison's party that she may never talk to him again."
by Doff-doff October 20, 2013
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Loner Boner

Getting a boner when your alone with none of your friends around.
(In restaurant)

John: "I'm done. I'm gonna get to the car first. Your gonna come?)
Will: "Na. I'm gonna order another drink. You go first."
John: "Whatever. Go grow a loner boner"
by Buklau14 May 15, 2014
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Loser Face

1. Describing a loved one when being annoying in a cute way.

2. Also used by little chikdren as insults
Stop tickeling me you Loser Face!
by Ilcapo April 9, 2015
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Loser Date

A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.
You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?

Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
by AliveBrain September 8, 2016
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loser cookie

When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016
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lejerdal

Lejerdal is the best lastname you can get. If you got lejerdal in lastname you are a god with the best sexual things to pleasure a woman.
Oh god watch out for that lejerdal
by Mynameiswhatyouwantittobe December 11, 2016
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loser drive by

When the loser in a street drag race speeds past the winner in an attempt to prove his/her skill
Dude you just beat that guy. Here comes the loser drive by
by Sid-the_sloth!!!!1!!1 April 8, 2017
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