lockbox

When someone has something you want or need, but they won't give it to you.

Background: Key point of Al Gore's 2000 campaign.

You: "Hey, do you have 50 cents so I can get something to drink?"
Friend who has just put 50 cents in their pocket: "Uh, no dude, i'm sorry..."
You: "Man, that is lockbox right there."

by torey February 6, 2005

ear lock

The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.

Sorry I'm late. Bob had me in ear lock talking about his damn kids again.

by BgGb February 15, 2008

Master Lock

A sexual position where the woman lies on top of the man and puts her ankles behind her head. The man wraps his arms in front of the woman's legs and then behind the woman's head, giving the man total control. This position is used almost exclusively for anal sex.

I had Sally in a Master Lock last night, it was awesome!

by Djsyndrom325 October 18, 2008

hungarian lock-jaw

Usually applied to a woman, her mouth and jaw become so fixed in the position of giving head or getting mouth stuffed that it is painful for her to shut it.

''Hey man, I railed her mouth so much that she ended up with a nasty case of the hungarian lock-jaw.''

or applied to a man

'' Eventhough she came I didn't want to stop going down on, I think I got hungarian lock-jawed.''

by The El Paso Bonerattler April 20, 2010

lock legion

A group of cool flash animators who suck a hell lot less than the clock crew. They are led by the awesome Banana Lock. You can't kill the Locks. They pwn you. They're flashes are funnier and have more effort put into them

BananaLock has the coolest group of flash animators,The Lock Legion

by LimeWire Man December 12, 2008

Lockster

Has qualities of a lock and a lobster together as if they both had sex and created a lockster.

Characteristics:
-Exuberantly large tits
-Feet bigger than Big Foot's Feet
-Sings songs about Acid

This Creature likes to lick titties.

...And that's why a lockster caused me to wear a butt plug ever since.

by Moronally2 July 25, 2010

locker room shopping

The act of searching around a locker room for gym clothes when you forget yours.

Oh Crap! Todays gym day? I need to do some locker room shopping.

by LSI December 26, 2007