male lesbian

something that doesn't exist

male lesbians are straight men, no matter how you chop it up

by firefly juice July 17, 2022

Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.

God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!

by Singadu September 26, 2018

lesbian hair

sort of a dyke spike i guess

my lesbian hair looks kick ass

by emo chick June 26, 2006

Dort Lesbian

Someone who enjoys having there naked behind slapped by a penis. Anyone can be a Dort Lesbian, maybe even you. The sole who does the slapping, is Dubbed a "Penguin".

Damn that Penguin is whacking that Dort Lezzers ass like there aint no tomorrow

by Jack Nicholson June 9, 2004

pseudo-lesbianism

An interaction between two heterosexual female friends that causes them to appear to be lesbian partners. Very enjoyable for all.

Maddie and I began massaging each other's tits in Taco Bell, causing others to stare with awe at our pseudo-lesbianism.

by UnderscoremyTilde December 23, 2008

lesbian ketchup

the term used in gay bars and restaurants to refer to ranch dressing

I'd like a side of fries with lesbian ketchup.

by That1uhate April 27, 2017

Lesbian

The thing all the girls are as soon as I ask them out or express interest in them. And then a week later they are dating an alcoholic named chaz

Me: Her (Insert gorl name here)), I have had a crush on you for a while now, and I was thinking maybe we could grab a bite to eat later.

Gorl: Sorry am lesbian

Me :(

by (insert-name-here) February 12, 2021