k'leah

The most beautiful girl in the world. She cares about your feelings and with one look in the eyes she can stun you. She is the most awesome person that you will meet. You are very lucky if you get to meet her.

Who's that girl over there.... Oh That's K'Leah

by cooldude85 February 20, 2015

Minor Leaguer

When a man attracts many women, but those women are not all attractive

Dude 1: "Look at that guy pullin all those bitches."
Dude 2: "Yeah, but they're all fugly. He must be a Minor Leaguer"

by JayMowis October 14, 2015

at least it can't get any worse

Something you say right before things get a lot worse.

Man: "My mom just died. Well, at least it can't get any worse!"
*Gets hit by an 18-wheeler*

by A Fish Out Of Water April 12, 2016

Hobbit's Leaf

A slang term referring to Cannabis commonly known as pot or weed.

"Man can I get some hobbit's leaf from you later tonight?"

by Jason Nelson April 3, 2006

Beer League

Adult recreational sport. Played for the passion of the game by men and women over 19 years old. The post game ritual of sitting around a cooler full of beer bullshitting about skill level or lack thereof is as important as the game itself. Sportsmanship, camaraderie and competion are the key elements.

Epitomized by the 1.2 million Canadian adults proud to be playing hockey in the beer leagues.

John - You play hockey?
Kelly - Yah, in the beer leagues

by Gambrinus September 30, 2005

Leana

Extremely flirtatious and loves to have an audience. Is always surrounded my amazing boys. and loves to be loved by all but don't underestimate her she has a way with words and has a tongue like fire coupled with a fuse as short as an ant. But treat her right and she can be the best person you know.. that is if your on her good side..

You see that girl over there? That's Leana, she is absolutely amazing

by rererethatlek December 1, 2011

Leaky Penis Syndrome

Typically occurs while drinking alcohol for a bit and breaking the seal, and then ejaculating. The sensation feels as if the subject must keep urinating even after previously urinating. Once the subject becomes tired of waiting for all the urine to come out, he proceeds to pull up his pants and leave the bathroom, only for his penis to leak urine drop by drop into his underwear, while causing a slight burning sensation in the tip of the penis. The subject immediately returns to the bathroom, only to urinate a tiny drop or stream, repeating the process over and over until about an hour after he stops drinking alcohol and/or ejaculating.

Guy: We totally shouldn't have fucked just now.

Girl: What the fuck does that mean?

Guy: We've been drinking all night. Now I have Leaky Penis Syndrome, you dumb cunt.

by Black Tony May 16, 2009