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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
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she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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last chance motel

Person 1: Your mom got in a bad accident?
Person2: yeah she took a trip to the last chance motel.
by Hospital May 14, 2020
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I take pills to last

This is usually a pressure tactic that a god named Nyice or 19K uses to fool his opponent now others might think he’s joking but no he’s being deadass
I take pills to last focus up sonny boy
by The God Nyice July 25, 2021
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Last Season Syndrome

A television show airing the final season of the series and it being terrible/underwhelming.
Did you see the final season of Game of Thrones? Was a serious case of Last Season Syndrome.
by Messiah17 July 26, 2022
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last link in my sausage chain

A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.
“Baby, there is nobody after you. You are the last link in my sausage chain”
by Estefuny?yes August 21, 2024
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The Last Gooner

Infamous Nautica Malone, also known as “The Gooner”, “Deathstroke”, etc. He is seen riding in his black dodge challenger also known as the “The Goonrider” or the “The flying Goonman”.
“Yo you see that car? It reminded me of The Last Gooner”.
by The Jelqmaxxer March 10, 2025
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