jacob cunningham

This person is a small white male with usually a 2 inch penis.They also normally have anger issues and is a maximum height of 4.5 feet.

Your just like Jacob Cunningham you have a small penis with extreme anger issues.

by Jacob Cunningham February 17, 2017

Jacob Sartourious

N. The final stage of cancer In a person, or their singing.

Man, he was like Jacob Sartourious out there. He shouldn't have gone to a kareoke bar.

by Dictionary.com/urban August 14, 2016

Jacob mad

When your so furious with jealousy that your titties explode.

"My crush fucked my brother, now I'm Jacob mad"

by Church_of_memes August 2, 2016

Jacob Brandon

The one super annoying guy that thinks he’s hot AF but gets no chicks. He’s ugly and retarded. Has no common sense and is a scary stalker.

That guy is a total Jacob Brandon

by Smartboi21 November 19, 2019

Jacob Sartorious

A 11 year old cringe master who tries his hardest to get 6 year olds wet other names for him include Jacob Saggytits, Jacob Stegasorous, and dumbass

*on musical.ly and sees Jacob Sartorious* I'm wtf is that huuuuuuuu *vomits*

by Daddy Crut May 2, 2018

Jacob Cooper

Loves world of tanks and dispises fortnite acts like a dad and loois like one as well

If someone is talking about tanks it's Jacob cooper

by 21 Shawver June 5, 2018

jacob nieves

he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE

killing me honestly

jacob nieves is my lover man

by a lemieux October 16, 2020