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italian sweater

A term used to describe the excessive body hair on an individual. Usually looked down upon by the mainstream, some have chosen to embrace their gift as it makes them unique.
LeMort: Omg look at my italian sweater!
Girl: Omg so hawt! I want to have your babies!
by LeMort July 5, 2005
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italian stalion

A sexy italian guy with a big cock who fucks like a champion. Mike Garafola is an example of this. His dick is big and he fucks you in ways you wouldnt think possible. Spending the night with him is the most amazing experience you will ever have.
Mike is an italian stalion. He fucked me so good and made my pussy cum multiple times.
by shell145 April 21, 2011
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Italian mafia

1.large group of italians involved in organised crime.

2. usually residing in New York, Southern New Jersey, California and (surprisingly)the Everett/Seattle area of Washington State.
Italian Mafia--The Sopranos, The Godfather...etc
by Jude H October 31, 2007
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Italian Guy

A greasy, slick-haired hairy mother fucker who wears way too much cologne and has a large gold chain
"Did you see the greasy hair on that Italian guy?"
by 11250 December 18, 2008
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Italian popsicle

The act of taking popsicles and shoving them up eachothers assholes for pleasure and then eating them.
When I asked Johnny if he wanted an Italian popsicle, he said, "I'll pass, but i'll shove it up your ass and then eat it."
by BiggyMac75 August 8, 2009
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spicy italian

When a guy masturbates into an italian (or any for that matter) hoagie and lets somebody eat it.
Jake: dude.
Cole: yeah?
Jake: how's that spicy italian? gotcha bitch!
Cole: you're gay. i swear. (keeps eating)
by Jacob Ruffing May 15, 2008
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Italians

Natives of a sunny country shaped like a boot which borders on the Mediterranean sea, this country was once the heart of the Roman Empire. The modern Italian is the least appealing of the European peoples who combine natural criminal propensities with an attitude of slavish idolatry toward that Whore of Rome, the Pope. A number of Italians have moved to the United States where they amuse themselves though organized crime and stuffing their grease faces with pasta at the Olive Garden.

When speaking, the Italians gesture frantically with their hands in an attempt to distract your gaze from their ugly
faces-upon which are clearly etched the marks of their moral and intellectual degeneracy. They cannot stop stealing, and will sometimes go so far as to steal money that is rightfully theirs from the pockets of their own trousers even as they wear them. Worse yet, they rarely
catch themselves doing so.

Otherwise, they amuse themselves by kidnapping the neighbor's children, voting for Communists, and staying out on strike, where they've been since the 1940s. On the field of battle they are abject cowards, and in the kitchen they're enthralled with bruised tomatoes and
the noodle only.
Italians are also known as Dagos, Wops, Greaseballs and Guineas.
by 111 August 6, 2006
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