Best mom ever

Tina Thompson… My mom. She is the best no arguments here! She is an amazing mother of 5 and has 4 grandkids she loves to the moon and back she is smart and kind and loving and I couldn’t be luckier to have her she is funny and she lights up a room with just her smile she’d do anything for anyone she is the kindest most amazing person in the world but as soon as you mess with one of her babies she’ll go all mama bear on you and she tear your head off if you mess with her mini collection or her precious moments trust me I’ve seen it first hand lol I couldn’t imagine my life without her and I can’t wait to give her everything she deserves she is the best thing in my life and I hope she has the best Mother’s Day ever I love you so much! Sincerely your favorite -Kayleigh

Best mom ever

by Kaymca May 8, 2022

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Best striker itw

The best striker in the world is commonly referred to as Harry Edward Kane MBE. Kane received this title in the 2014/15 season as he lit up the premier league at a young age. He has continued giving defenders nightmares ever since, especially Arsenal and Leicester City defenders.

Aubameyang fan: “hey who’s the best striker itw?”
Intellectual: “Not Aubameyang, it’s definitely Harry Kane.”
Aubameyang fan: “aight safe I’ll rep Kane from now on.”

by celsoball May 27, 2020

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best hot chocolate

When you have heated anal sex with feces still in the anus. This heat and movement turns the fecal matter into a substance that resembles hot chocolate

Dear god my wife gave me the best hot chocolate last night!

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

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Best friend (guy)

Someone you secretly like but just don't want to admit it. Most of the time something will happen between them at some point, if they want it to or not.

Girl: I don't like him!! He's just my best friend (guy)

Guy: I bet you'll fuck him

by You're all cunts bye April 1, 2016

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