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Internet Hybrid

Someone who is a Jack of all trades, master of none on the net.

It is completely neutral and takes no sides.

It takes the grey area or creates it.

It is the most reliable entity to talk to with no bias.
Hey Internet Hybrid do you like {Insert anything}?

<>"Yes. "
by All of the above? December 15, 2018
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Walgreens Internet

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.
Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
by ShizaMez August 23, 2022
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Internet Ignorant

Consciously and intentionally unaware of the bullshit news that the internet feeds people everyday, most popular in western societies.
Sal: Did you see Michael Jordan sub tweet Donald Trump?
Lucy: what? Nah I’m internet ignorant, do you want some potato salad?
by Johndoedoe June 17, 2019
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Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.
by japanesque October 25, 2019
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Internet Thug

A tough and thuggish person who acts hard online behind a screen, but is soft as a pillow in real life. They play with people’s emotions and doesn’t think or expect to get hurt.
Internet Thug: That boy Calab a b**** I’ll have sex with his mom and sister and slap his dad and his brothers! I might just slap him myself as well!

Real life:

Calab: WHAT YOU SAID BOUT ME?!

Internet Thug: what you mean dude I wasn’t talking to you I didn’t mean it I’m sorry

Calab: SAY IT TO MY FACE IF YOU BOLD LIKE THAT!!!

Internet Thug: ...
by LivingLikeCam November 8, 2020
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Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021
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Internet Engineer

A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.

May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.
Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez
by Internet Engineer August 22, 2011
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