Kalani Berry

Being a fatass who does nothing but eat and is the worst madden player in the world

1: “your eating again, your so kalani berry!”

2: “why are you playing madden, your kalani berry at that game”

by ababababbaba April 26, 2024

haggle-berry

when you meet a "real life hag" that's oh so berry nice

That lady was such a Haggle-berry, the way she spoke to you was just not right; she must eat baby souls for lunch.

by dew drops on a rose pedal December 7, 2010

Water the berries

Verb: To urinate in one's own garden, often for horticultural purposes.

- "I'll be right back. I'm just off to water the berries. I can't be bothered to go back inside. Plus, i heard from someone that it scares the deer off too. Bloody deer!"

by spookfish July 11, 2021

Anus Berry

The opposite of a dingleberry; a remnant of last night's fecal endeavors.

I was left with an anus berry after my last poo.

by Unicornpoo22 April 21, 2018

Oh berries

An exclamation used when one sees an animatronic monkey.

image of animatronic monkey
me: oh berries

by Xx5am0xx February 27, 2022

Gold Berry

A gorgeous person that has a very high standard who deserves everything in the world with a bitchy attitude and a normal bitch face yet a very good looking person.

Gold Berry is a future model.

by Sunmer June 16, 2023

Jasper Berry

Inspirational.

Jasper Berry is an Inspirational Human being

by Nathan Wood January 30, 2022