Minecraft is a game where you mine and craft, you start in the overworld when you build a nether portal and light it you go to hell, kill a blaze and get their blaze rods, craft those blaze rods into blaze powder, kill a few enderman, combine their eyes with your blaze powers then you get this really cool eye and you gotta throw it but pray to good it doesn't break because that shit breaks like a toothpick, when you get to a stronghold find a portal, place the eyes inside it, go to the end, kill a dragon and you win. writing this made me realise how messed up minecraft is sometimes.
by reallyunfunnyguy December 07, 2023
Your childhood.
Minecraft
:And the universe said I love you
:And the universe said you have played the game well
:And the universe said everything you need is within you
:And the universe said you are stronger than you know
:And the universe said you are the daylight
:And the universe said you are the night
:And the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
:And the universe said the light you seek is within you
:And the universe said you are not alone
:And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
:And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
:And the universe said I love you because you are love.
:And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
:You are the player.
:Wake up.
:And the universe said I love you
:And the universe said you have played the game well
:And the universe said everything you need is within you
:And the universe said you are stronger than you know
:And the universe said you are the daylight
:And the universe said you are the night
:And the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
:And the universe said the light you seek is within you
:And the universe said you are not alone
:And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
:And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
:And the universe said I love you because you are love.
:And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
:You are the player.
:Wake up.
by Miguel Sucks at Rocket League May 01, 2023
You know, people who say Terraria is 2D Minecraft need to stop.
Because Minecraft is 3D Terraria but worse.
Because Minecraft is 3D Terraria but worse.
by Iamsansundertale March 15, 2023
by BackstabbedMemer October 24, 2019
"My favorite game is Minecraft!"
by URBANSAVEME May 08, 2022
A game where people of the LGBTQ+ community play, Emo kids play, and Kids with ADHD Plays, also introverts play it. It is a very fun game and encourages people to be creative. Also people can make long lasting relationships unlike Roblox and Fortnite.
by Homeglitch December 14, 2022