Hook, line and stinker

The tendency for girls to let you have anal sex with them early in the relationship and then stop giving it up once they lock you in to a long term commitment.

Dave: Hey so how’s married life treating you? Does Karen still do anal?
Kev: No, we haven’t done that in years.
Dave: Yeah she got you mate, hook, line and stinker.

by Dendog2K14 April 23, 2018

Hook Around

When someone giving a blowjob reaches around to stick a finger in their partners butt.

Yeah, last night my girlfriend gave me a hook around. I prefer the reach around but it was a nice change.

by Lane Waters June 5, 2018

bloody hook

The act of punching your lover in the face when they're about to have an orgasm. Supposedly enhances the orgasm...also enhances bloody noses and breakups that are really hard to explain to your friends. Similar to the donkey punch but not as violent, and don't apply to a specific gender.

"Yo, we were so hot last night, she was about to come and I just bloody hooked her. She never saw it coming!"

by S. Rock November 10, 2006

greasy hook

when a someone ejaculates on their finger then sticks it in someones mouth while curving their finger like a hook.

David gave melyssa the greasy hook to show her who is boss.

by montell January 2, 2008

big hook

noun: A kinky move started out with a turkey (thumb in vagina) where the fingers are swung around so that the middle finger stimulates the anus, so that both thumb and finger make the shape of a big hook.

In the throes of passion, he swung his hand around from a turkey, sticking his finger in her ass, giving her the Big Hook.

by Notapussy August 28, 2009

Mouth hooker

A postitute who only performs fellatio on clients.

Wendy is exclusively a mouth hooker. You'll need to go elsewhere if you want anal, vaginal, or hand relief.

by Onedon Line November 12, 2010

Pumpkin Hook

A small town with the coolest people you will ever meet. There are numerous corn fields, a park, a carnival and parade hosted by the fireman every summer and well...that's pretty much it.

I'm going to Pumpkin Hook for break, I hear it's where the magic happens.

by MinnJ27still March 28, 2011