rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.

Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!

by What’supDoc November 16, 2023

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HOG

HOG or Heart of Gold.

Someone that has purest form of intentions, and is simply being who they are.

That dude has a heart of gold. But let's not get too crazy, name it a HOG.

by Hellodali December 13, 2021

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Cock-Hog

One who hogs the shuttle"cock" during a badminton game

Lauren!, Stop being such a "cock-hog" and let me hit it!

by GNGR215 May 22, 2011

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Wart Hog

A man with obvious genital herpes, who nonetheless attempts to seduce women and engage in unprotected sexual intercourse.

Not to be confused with Warthog the amazing air plane model.

"That pig just asked me if I wanted to come back to his room"

"He's worse than a pig, I heard that he's a wart hog"

by El Guapo de Pseudoephedrine October 3, 2019

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Sweaty Hog

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.

"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024

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