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idiot hipster

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.
by K Joyce January 5, 2016
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Hipster folds

The permanent Folds that occur on the back of a hipster's beanie.
Dude, Look at those hipster folds on that guy's beanie. What a douche.
by Duke of weenies November 7, 2012
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Hipster Table

1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013
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1980s Hipster

A hipster from the 1980s decade (and yes, they actually existed).
Some wrong generation kids today complain about hipsters without realizing that 1980s hipsters existed. In fact, hipsters have been around since the 1940s.
by CelticEagle February 13, 2019
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NASA Hipster

A person, usually a millennial, who wears clothing that has a NASA logo or image on it, and is a hipster.
That guy over there drinking his latte wearing those horn rimmed glasses, with the tattoos and the beard, oh and the bomber jacket that says Apollo 12, he's a NASA Hipster.
by Zachschway June 4, 2018
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hipster caravan

"Tiny house" a caravan built by a hipster for much more than the cost of a caravan.

Hipster caravans may be called hipster trailers in some cultures.
That fanny just bought a hipster caravan for 30 grand haw haw haw.
by Markypeee November 8, 2017
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hipster egg

more commonly known as a ruaidhri
drinks german, swedish beer and swears in braille.
is more commonly found playing black ops screamiong at the people who have killed him for being

annoying
that guys such a hipster egg, screaming at his tv like a child
by coontz March 30, 2016
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