Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

by FLANMJF October 26, 2005

hand snatch

Another way of saying that you just got some hand pussy.

Hey man....... I'm going to get some hand snatch off that hot bitch on 35th Ave tonight. Then I'm going to gape her hole.

by JoeyBomm June 13, 2020

Mariner's Hands

A rather rough and calloused appearence to the palm of the hand, gained though too much "Trumpet Polishing".

That's a right lovely pair of Mariner's Hands you've got there Dad!

by Benjim May 19, 2003

lend a hand

to help someone

"Hey buddy. I need to go lend a hand." I said

by basge January 5, 2016

handful of grapes

A handful of yo man's balls

Brittany reached down Dustin's pants, and got a handful of grapes.

by Dimebag Harrell June 27, 2008

Hands are tied

When the subject cannot act upon something they'd want to act upon, but they can't due to some restraint or factor of some sort.

I can't Adam, my hands are tied.

by AGCHURCH September 7, 2020

Modulation hands

Commonly misenterpreted for jazz hands, modulation hands are visually the same, except performed during a modulation in the piece of music which is being performed/listened to. The modulation in most cases is of a semitone difference, followed usually by a change of key. Such modulations (and thus oppertunities for the use of modulation hands) are most commonly found in music of a slightly more cheesy varietly, and gospel music.

Dude! I was singin' some gospel music in choir yesterday and I was just like 'Modulation hands!' when we got to the key change...

by Gemgems101 August 1, 2011