Mariner's Hands

A rather rough and calloused appearence to the palm of the hand, gained though too much "Trumpet Polishing".

That's a right lovely pair of Mariner's Hands you've got there Dad!

by Benjim May 19, 2003

Broadband Hand

RSI injury sustained to the hand due to prolonged pleasuring of one’s self whilst surfing the interweb.

1 - My hand is killing me!
2 - Why's that?
1 - Broadband hand innit, was on bigotters.com too long!

by FLANMJF October 26, 2005

Hands are tied

When the subject cannot act upon something they'd want to act upon, but they can't due to some restraint or factor of some sort.

I can't Adam, my hands are tied.

by AGCHURCH September 7, 2020

Hand Steamer

Receiving a handjob on a cold Alaskan morning while driving a vehicle, which results in the creation of steam, visible to other drivers

"Dude I totally saw your mom giving your dad a hand steamer last weekend!"

by AK Dave October 18, 2008

Modulation hands

Commonly misenterpreted for jazz hands, modulation hands are visually the same, except performed during a modulation in the piece of music which is being performed/listened to. The modulation in most cases is of a semitone difference, followed usually by a change of key. Such modulations (and thus oppertunities for the use of modulation hands) are most commonly found in music of a slightly more cheesy varietly, and gospel music.

Dude! I was singin' some gospel music in choir yesterday and I was just like 'Modulation hands!' when we got to the key change...

by Gemgems101 August 1, 2011

Fish hand

The act of shaking a father’s hand moments after finger banging his daughter.

At Thanksgiving I met my future father in law and gave him the ol’ fish hand.

by Rusty From El Reno November 20, 2020

Pocket Hand

(Noun) A term used to describe the first two cards that are dealt to an individual player, by the dealer, in Texas Hold'em.

My pocket hand was an eight and a two; I'm probably going to fold if anyone raise.

by OlFashioned November 14, 2013