When your penis is half hard and half soft. Morning wood is technically a type of half cocked because it isn’t quite a full boner. When ones dick is half cocked the split stream is very much common. And, being half cocked always seems to sneak up on you when you don’t suspect it. Like at school or even at church.
by Panagakis42069 May 11, 2021
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by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021
Get the Half Bulldozer mug.Person or persons that are deeply religious.(Including all religions)Though these people may own and operate technology, it is very outdated. They tend to be home schooled, homebodies and, very creepy.
Person A: "Did you hear about the family down the street? They still have Windows 95!"
Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"
Person B: "Wow. They must be Half Amish!"
by Flushman May 8, 2008
Get the Half Amish mug.Half-calf or molado is when two parents, one being black and other white, have a kid that is not black or white, and sometimes teachers will think his spanish,
Andrew: what are u going to name your country?
Chris: since i am a half-calf i will name it, hmmm... half-calf-a-topp-u-lus
Chris: since i am a half-calf i will name it, hmmm... half-calf-a-topp-u-lus
by ThisIsBlissBaby January 5, 2009
Get the half-calf mug.Half-rape is almost like rape (sex without wanting it from the second of both people, crime), but without undressing the other person. Just being very close to that person, kissing him etc. Similiar to touching.
Troy: Yo, dude! Did you read the newspaper?
Shawn: Nah, what's wrong with it?
Troy: It says someone got half-raped!
Shawn: Nah, what's wrong with it?
Troy: It says someone got half-raped!
by Definister June 20, 2014
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Get the half chub mug.A state of extreme inebriation leading to public embarrassment of one's self and one's friends.
Derived from the historical incidents involving mixed African-American and white people in the United States where neither race would claim their membership. In this case, no one will claim someone who is half black drunk.
Derived from the historical incidents involving mixed African-American and white people in the United States where neither race would claim their membership. In this case, no one will claim someone who is half black drunk.
"I just got back from the liquor store with a handle of whiskey and some peach schnapps. My girlfriend's going to be so pissed when she sees me half black tonight."
by Rick Goddard May 5, 2010
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